Ladies and gentlemen,
Two hundred years after Captain James Cook picked up a hoe in Fiordland, the designs on its impeccably shaped blade have been dusted off and turned into a design that will race around the Internet at the speed of light into the computers of the tens, nay, dozens, of people who come to gaze upon the wonder that is Super Awesome Mega Battle Tank. Quite frankly, I think that is fantastic, though I am occasionally prone to delusions.
See what you think. The link be here.
The hoe/paddle is here.